Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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