whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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