we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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