After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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