i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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