IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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