Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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