I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You can make out without kissing
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