Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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