Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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