dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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