I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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