He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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