what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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