I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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