We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Shame is for Republicans.
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