I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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