Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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