i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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