Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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