I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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