Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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