i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
it's like iHOP with fire
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
foreskin is a definite game changer
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
please don't ironically join a cult
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