just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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