can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Alive.
So much puke
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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