at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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