8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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