come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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