The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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