She's JV to your varsity
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
