She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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