awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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