I need help removing her.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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