Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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