Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Did I show you my penis last night?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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