White coat. Heels.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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