i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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