So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
NoShamevember. You game?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
