were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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