found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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