have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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