Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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