Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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