i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
