you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
this hospital has no fireball
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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