Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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