people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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