stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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