biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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