At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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