i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I came so hard my ears popped.
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