I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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