hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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